so one day i was sitting at the park and this little kid comes roling down the side walk on his big-wheel and says hey man you wanna buy some Q and he shows me this paper bag so i look inside and theres a powder in it so after closer examination i realized what it was it was nes quick so i say kid this is nes Quick its used for making a tasty refreshing chocolatey beverage and he says you wanna buy some Q or not and i repeated myself and said kid this is nes Quickand he says fine man no Q for you and he starts to pedal away and stops and turn around and says are you sure you dont want no Q AND THEN HE SAID I GOT THIS STUFF SHIPED FROM CUBA YESTERDAY and so i said kid this is nes Quick its manufactured in america so he says are you sasin me boy because i cut you i cut you deep and i say kid your only like 4 years old you little crackie so he busts out one of thoes little switch-blade knife that had a comb in it and he trys to cut me with this comb so while hes trying that he says see i cut you deep so i punch him in the face and take his nes Quickand dispose of the body but before ill do that ill take that little comb and ram it into his spleen then his little drug lord buddies will chase after me and try to get the comb back oh they also want their "Q" back or elese so ill keep you updated about my survival from the 4 year old drug lord
please help joe
by joe inc.
damn you mouse
drunkie
The Drunk Person who thinks she is Bill Gates
There is this drunk gal on the conner of Lexington and Maxwell lane. It is so sad. She thinks she is Bill Gates. I feel bad for Bill Gates. Even thow she thinks she is so grate when she is really just a bum on the conner from Hell with her memory wiped out people still give her money. With the money she buys Duff at Joes Tavern on Lexington right next to Bills Barber Shop and Harrys Hardware. Well at Joes Tavern she buys the duff and gets thrown out after spending the that she got from some person she used her hell powers to give to her. So she was well passed out when she was thrown out of Joes. She wakes up the next moring took her an hour to find the conner when it was a quarter of a quarter of a quarter of a quarter mile away from her. Then she went back to Joes and told him that he has been neglecting his friends and this guy is like Im sorry u think so, but I dont have that much time I work full time and may other jobs my only free day is saturday. And the drunk gal is like well I work hard on my conner making it pretty. Which it was but if Joe did what she did it would take him 3days to finish and she said it took her a whole summer. And she said I dont want to be ur friend no more and Joe is finally leave me alone. Then she is like I want u to be my friend and Joe is like damit not one of those. And that is the end
MORAL DONT GET MIXED UP WITH DRUNKS
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