this story is about when all hell broke loose! when all hell breaks loose planes will fall from the sky! all the worlds tetonic plates will collide at oncecausing the world to split up into quarterswhich in return caused all the liquid hot magma to come spilling out ! and then all of the electronics on earth will explode killing the rest of the survivors!and all of the little piggies will finally fly and   terroists will be named john instead of abdul saddam husein will mary osoma bin laden hugh heffner will be gay cary coleman will be tall shaq becomes a poor white midgetthen the polar ice caps will melt and then japan and china will stand up and start fighting meanwhile godzilla will kill everyone and dinosuars will come back to life..michale jackson becomes a man  and..........and thats about it . i guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    theres three blonde scientists so they each try to build a rocket shipto fly to a planet of theyre choice. so the first blonde builds a ship and says im gonna fly to plutoand the others say you cant fly there youll freezeso she flys there anyway and freezes up and dies . so the other two decice to build a rocket ship togehter . when they finally get done the one blonde says to the other so where do you wanna fly to and the other blonde says lets fly to the sun and the first blonde says you retard we cant fly to the sun well be burned alive and the other blonde says not if we fly at night

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    #1                     I just realized something................ death is like gods hitman.

   #2                     What should you do if coffee cups talk to you?

   #3                     Does garbage have feelings?

   #4                     Did dogs always used to talk to bananas or is it just me?

   #5                     the voices in my head may not be real but they tell some funny stories

   #6                     did you ever realize if you hold a cat upside down it looks like a tube of toothpaste

 #7                      if trees could scream would we cut them down ...................................... not if they screamed all the time for no good reason

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this quote comes from  George W. Bush                  made by joe inc.  all quotes are fake

there once was a man named saddam i thought he had a nuclear bomb so i started a war that few nations were for and now its our next vietnam.

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